I’ve waited all year to post this song. How serendipitous that Christmas should fall on a Tuesday, right? In my opinion, which counts for little given my, shall we say, questionable track record and taste in music, this is the only Christmas song that counts. And yes, it’s by George Michael.
This year, to save me from tears, I’ve belted out this song at every quiet moment I could find. Didn’t like Wham’s rendition of “Last Christmas” before? Now’s your chance to become painfully acquainted with it!
In case you missed last year’s George Michael Eyebrow Spectacular, feast your eyes on this wonderfulness:
full explanation (if you can call it that) here
All of this to say, I hope you have a very Merry Christmas, kiddos. Spend it with people you love. And if one of those people happens to be George Michael, call me immediately.