“I’m Chuck Bass.”

First order of business: A very happy birthday to my Mommy (that’s Mommy Moo to you). Mom, I tried to buy you a younger age for your birthday since it was all you asked for, but there were some logistical complications. I love you! When the weather is nice I’m taking her to New York for the weekend and treating her me to Ladurée and a show on off Broadway.

Second order of business: Boyfriend is officially en route back to this side of the world, landing in Philadelphia at 8:30 tonight. I’m mostly excited for Fitz, who will finally be able to stop searching the house in a panic, convinced Male Human is hiding somewhere and why won’t he just come out and play already? And, okay, maybe I’m a little excited to have Boyfriend back, and not just because I get to sing, “Hey la, HEY LA, my boyfriend’s back!”

I finished season 4 of Gossip Girl last week and proceeded to freak out at Theresa about the cliffhanger it ended on. I’m not going to ruin it for anyone who might want to get into the show, but OH MY GOD. And the cruelest part is that the first 10 episodes of season 5 (which is currently airing) aren’t on Hulu Plus or Netflix or anything, so I’m left having to be patient (!#^%!^!&^) and wait until the season repeats over the summer. I might die. Of being overdramatic.

In an effort to distract myself, here is a round-up of items for the most intense character on the show: Charles Bartholomew Bass. He of the hotelier fame with the devilishly low voice. He might or might not have tried to date rape a few characters early on, but he redeemed himself by trading his girlfriend to his uncle for a hotel. It’s a long story, and one that only works on tv. 

 1. Whisky / 2. Flask / 3. Book / 4. Signet ring / 5. Ascot / 6. Cufflinks / 7. Notebook

I love a man who can rock an ascot, or own a $650 book of vintage soft-porn. That notebook says “Excesses I Had and Liked,” which, if you’ve ever watched a single episode, might as well be the alternative title to the entire show.

Who should I do next? I think I’m only interested in Dan and Serena. As far as I’m concerned Vanessa and Jenny are a waste of screen time.

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March 1, 2012 / fashion / vanity / read / watch / LEAVE A COMMENT / 6

6 comments

  • woo, woo, woo, what do you mean who should you do next? I’ve not seen the bloody show so don’t know what you’re on about.

    Here’s the deal. Go ahead and I’ll have a commenting siesta for however long that will take!

    Happy Birthday Mummy Moo. Hope you’re having a fab day. If not, you will certainly have it when going to NY with Erin and doing Ladurée and OFF Broadway show! What a spectacular treat and what a great present:)

    Gosh am I happy B/F is back… I think you’ve gone TV mad and might now bounce back to human interaction. You’ve clearly missed him. Am happy Fitz will get to play again with male human…

    All is well now…. :)

  • First order of business, Happy Birthday Mommy Moo! (aka Like/Want/Need’s funniest commenter). And, welcome home, BF!

    Love me some CB! So glad you did him…Err, I mean, posted about his style. I have always wanted a signet ring. Is that weird? I love the McQ one you selected above.

    In this day of technology, I can’t believe you have to wait until reruns! Though, I know you put your sleuth skills to task to find a way to see the new episodes. So, I know this is just the way it has to be.

    My vote is to do Serena next. Only because, WHAT IS UP WITH DAN’S HAIR?!

  • Happy birthday, Mummy Moo! New York, no less – I’m sure you’ll have an absolute blast. :D

    I’m so glad J’s finally coming home! You handled his absence like a trooper but I know from experience just how hard it is, pumpkin.

    Your Chuck Bass-inspired selection is so spot on. I was only ever interested in Blair+Chuck (Bluck) and their outfits, so I’m afraid I can’t help you with your next GG character.

    Are you a Gleek, by any chance? That could be a good one to tackle next ………. :)

  • No coment on GG, only saw it once and that was enough to never watch it again. Too unrealistic for me. Blake Lively is very pretty though isn’t she?

    I love that notebook, that’s brilliant. Penthouse? Ugh. Odious attempt to make p*rn mainstream and socially acceptable. Not thanks.

    Yo mommy moo happy birthday! Hope you had a lovely dinner with Erin last night.

    Did you get your baby elephant chicken? Or just some aeros? You’ll have to give me your hotel name in Paris / Beglium and I’ll post you some! x

  • Happy Birthday to Mommy Moo, and happy day to you! Waking up to B being home. Although he may be crabby jetlagged and unrecognizable…at least he’s HOME! You did it! You survived!

    I had a signet ring when I was a wee small thing. I wonder if it’s still around somewhere…

    I’ve been too swamped with work to give your ATM post its necessary attention. But I will. Oh, I will.

    Happy weekend, chicken. xo

  • I’m so glad to hear about another gossip girl enthusiast! I feel like I have to sneak around and watch the show so my fiance doesn’t worry about me and my tv addiction!